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The Lab

Webmasters of elton.au only. If you're reading this and you're not Marty or Lola, the door's that way.

Webmasters · elton.au Often wrong — never unintentionally.

The Lab

Where the family's sites get built, argued over, and — only if they're good enough — shipped. Briefing materials, works in progress, and the final say all live behind this door.
House Rule If it doesn't pass Lola & Marty, it doesn't go up. No exceptions.
The Gatekeepers
L KEEPER
Co-Gatekeeper · Creative Director · Heir to the Universe

Lola

There are exactly two people on earth who decide whether a Claudio Studios site is good enough to face the public. One of them is your Uncle Marty. The other is you. Nothing ships without your sign-off — not a caption, not a colour, not a single joke. The public never sees the rejects. Only the two of you do. That's not a small job; that's the job.

Right of vetoFinal read on every gagKeys to the labOwns the jokes
In the Lab Right Now · Nan's 73rd
Read first

The Return Brief

The whole project in one branded document — premise, team, the look, the storyboard, and a page for your verdict.

Open the brief ›
The visual board

Storyboard Thumbnails

One illustrated panel per page, all 22 chapters plus the proposed inserts. Mark it up.

Open the board ›
The crew

The Creative Team

You, Marty, the two bots, and the deity. Your Poo-Tin joke has the hero spot.

Meet the team ›
Where things stand
Awaiting your editorial pass — read the brief, mark the storyboard, and flag the six open decisions on the sign-off page.
Then: the music track list gets built around your notes, and the gated Nan site goes into production.
Held back: nothing public goes live for Nan until it passes this room.